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Entries in Rants (21)

Sunday
Apr222007

Sisyphus

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on - Omar Khayyam

Then the Moving Finger comes back,
And re-writes - Doug

You remember old Sisyphus from Greek mythology. The poor guy in Hades doomed to roll the big rock up the hill only to have it roll back down just as he reaches the top. Condemned for all eternity to keep pushing that darned rock. I'm thinking about him this weekend as I  look over the handouts and slides for my upcoming workshops and presentations in Saskatoon and Chicago.

sisyphus_cartoon.jpgLittle did I realize when I signed on as author, as speaker and as consultant that nothing I wrote or prepared for presentation would stay written, stay prepared. A talk I created what seems like only moments ago, turns out to be two years old - ancient in Internet years. (If one dog year equals seven human years, one Internet year must equal at least twenty human years.) This basically means that every handout and every set of slides and every bit of content needs to be reviewed, revised and updated every single time I go anywhere. Once in a while I will miss something in my talk that is a couple years old and really embarrass myself. I hate it when that happens.

Where was the warning that once one has written a book, one has a life-long obligation to keep cranking out revisions? My books came out in 1997, 2002, 2003 and 2004. And they all need revising again. I've been putting this off for years now to the extent that my publisher isn't speaking to me any longer. If you pride yourself in being a lazy person like I do, writing books is not for you!

Or write fiction. Now there is writing that once writ, stays writ! I just finished Cormac McCarthy's allegorical The Road. No names, no dates, no technologies mentioned - only a bleak landscape populated by starving survivors of some unnamed cataclysm, all described in gorgeous language.  Depressing enough that every 11th grade English teacher will slap it into his/her curriculum for years to come and royalties will flow into perpetuity. McCarthy is a smart guy.

If you want to write a book, write a potboiler or a "modern classic." Trust me on this. 

Cartoon source unknown, but I like it.

Tuesday
Aug222006

So ugly it hurts

He's so ugly his parents had to tie a porkchop around his neck to get the dogs to play with him. - old school yard joke.

In helping a friend do a Delphi study for her PhD program, I've been looking a LOT of school library media center websites. God bless any librarian who makes the effort to provide good online resources for his/her kids. A lot of thought and sweat are on display.

But there are way too many school library websites that can only be described as butt ugly. I don't care how good the links on them are, if the colors and layout make one's teeth hurt, it just doesn't matter. Get your art teacher or a person with some design sense in to critique your pages. Or follow Robin Williams's advice in her The Non-Designer's Web Booknondesigners.jpg. Or hire a student who's doing well in art class. If you can't get to beautiful, at least shoot for non-offensive.

Remember Daniel Pink's admonition that it's "Not just function, but also DESIGN. Are you scaring kids away from your virtual library?

Now, about those curtains...

Friday
Jun302006

The joys of throwing things away

 

dumpster.jpgIt's been a quiet week here in Lake Woebegone. (Oh, I think that line's been used.) But it has been a fairly quiet week here in the district. Lots of folks using up those last vacation days before our new fiscal year starts in July. No equipment from next year's budget can be received until next week by state law. A big WAN upgrade project that was to be done this week had to be postponed. But the "quiet" week has allowed me to do something I love to do. (No, not nap.) Clean my office.

 One big source of motivation was some work our entire department has been doing over the past couple weeks - cleaning the work area of our AV technician. The position was eliminated this year. There is just no economic incentive for repairing $39 DVD players. The old fellow who had the position was retiring. The time was right. In cleaning out the "bench" area where the AV tech had been housed, we discovered a treasure trove of, well, junk. Hundreds of broken machines cannibalized for parts; various testing machines that could have come directly from Dr. Frankenstein's lab; lots of parts for equipment we no longer owned; repair manuals for equipment I'd never heard of. Need sealed sets of the Macintosh operating system 7.1? Piles and piles and piles of detritus some 20 years in the making by two techs who could simply not throw anything away. There was enough to fill two dumpsters of the size pictured above. We now have  a space that is usable.

Combine this  experience with having had a mom who demanded you wear clean underwear just in case you were struck by a car and had to be taken to the hospital. One wouldn't want the word getting out that the Johnsons didn't wear clean BVDs. With the upcoming trip to Ireland, I wouldn't want the word getting out that I didn't keep a clean office either if I was in an accident there and I didn't make it back.  So I cleaned house - drawers, bookcases and files.

It was great fun, actually. Among the things I tossed were:

  • a 1989 promotional videotape for the school district
  • Our district's Y2K plan
  • Large notebooks from various state planning initiatives
  • Lots and lots of technology planning books from the 1980s
  • A whole drawer full of orphaned cables
  • My well-loved manual for FileMaker Pro 3
  • All my blank 5 1/4 floppy disks
Anyway, I am now down to  two filing cabinet drawers from a dozen fifteen years ago. I have space on my shelves and room in my desk drawers. My desktop is orderly. All my books are in one place. My Jesse Ventura bobble-head and Nancy Pearle librarian action figure have regained places of prominence on my shelves.

 
A couple things struck me very hard while cleaning. We have been trying to figure out what to do with technology in education for what seems like a very, very long time. Glancing at the old guides from the 1980s, the same questions were being asked that are being blogged about today. Here is an excerpt from the (typed) Technology Utilization Plan of District 77, Mankato Public Schools, November 1983:

"... As society is evolving, it is apparent that technology will be a major factor in the lives of all individuals and that, in order to be productive, and individual will need to be able to adjust to the changes that technology will introduce... It is critical, then, for an educational institution to help all citizens accommodate the implications of technology by providing opportunities for people of all ages, including females, minorities and the disabled to be com literate in the developing levels of technology."

The tech survey showed the district using Apple II, Apple II Plus, Apple IIe, TRS-80 computers, and Burroughs Remote Terminals. As plans go, however, it was well done and pretty far sighted. 

If only our pedagogy had improved as rapidly as our hardware over the past 25 years!

The other thing that tickled me, though, was going through old articles I had clipped and saved. (Yes, my children, before the days of del.icio.us we actually had to take scissors and use file folders to save and keep things we might want to read again - provided we could find them.)

One "found" article I was particularly struck by was by Michael G. Fullan called "Change: A Guide for the Perplexed," from his work, Doubts and Certainties, NEA National Center for Innovation (1992).  He lists "8 lessons that emerge from looking at change as non-linear, as paradoxical, as demanding the togetherness of elements that appear at first glance to be mutually exclusive." These are:

  1. You can't mandate what matters.
  2. Change is a journey, not a blueprint.
  3. Problems are our friends.
  4. Vision and strategic planning come later in the process, not at the beginning.
  5. Individualism and collectivism must have equal power.
  6. Neither centralism nor decentralism works.
  7. Connect with the environment.
  8. Every person needs to be his or her own change agent.

Take a few minutes to clean your office/work area this summer. You will be delighted by the things you find. And if you are in an accident, you won't embarrass your mother by leaving a cluttered work space.

 Now, to clean those old files from my computer hard drive, delete those old e-mails, label and arrange my 3649 photos in iPhoto...