@yourlibrary slogans not recommended by ALA

In visiting with a friend about library marketing, I thought of this old list composed by a group of grown men, but with adolescent minds at a marketing retreat many years ago...

Top Ten @ your library slogans not recommended by AASL
10. fool the security system @ your library
9. find books that don't suck @ your library
8. pull the fire alarm @ your library
7. surf for porn @ your library
6. take a nap @ your library
5. download a term paper @ your library
4. wedgies @ your library
3. scan your butt @ your library
2. hack and chat @ your library

and the number one @ your library slogan not recommended by AASL:

1. get lucky in the stacks @ your library
                                                           Thanks to Rocco Staino, Terry Young, and Carl Harvey for their professional expertise in creating this list.

Creative minds, please add yours..

Comments

[Debbie Gottsleben]

LOL

[Mary]

And don't forget,

Meet Doug Johnson @your library

LOL.

[Ann Morgester]

Weed@your library - although only the librarians will get the double meaning there.

[Doug Johnson]

Ann,

You're my kind of librarian!

Doug