A vacation is like love –
anticipated with pleasure,
experienced with discomfort,
and remembered with nostalgia.
I think I may have found the hike designed just for me:
- Out of shape people are more likely to be successful on this hike than athletes.*
- Excessive flatulence is a good thing.
- Technical skills needed: putting one foot in front of the next.
- Douglas Adams once did this hike wearing a rubber rhino suit.
Believe it or not, this is what my research about climbing Kilimanjaro in Tanzania is showing.
Ever since hearing tales of my fellow Saudi-ARAMCO teachers doing this climb in the mid-80s, I have had it on my bucket list. And as soon as I found out that I would be speaking at the AISA conference in Nairobi this fall, I started doing some idle research about hiking Kili. I knew the altitude was the main reason most people don't summit and I was a little worried since the Inca Trail in 2006 left me literally breathless at only 14,000 feet. Kilimanjaro is over 19,000 feet. And I am not getting any younger - as the expression goes.
But fate placed a lovely newspaper article in front of me in February and that article put me in touch with a travel agency that specializes in hiking Kilimanjaro - located about 30 mile from my home. Karen and Innocent assured me over lunch a couple weeks ago that they had successfully guided an 80 year old man to the top. The hike will be 8 days and 7 nights, following the Shira Platea/Western Breach (also called the Lemosho route) - the least traveled, most remote, and reportedly the most beautiful of the multiple ascents to the summit.
Obviously, the universe wants me to do this hike.
I decided some time ago that the world is a more interesting place when one is not looking at it through the windows of a tour bus or from the lobby of a five star hotel. I guess all life is more interesting when you get right out in it. But you might want to ask me again after this adventure.
Any advice from other hikers of Kilimanjaro? (I'd prefer not hearing horror stories, thank you.)
Oh, and I am heading to Brazil in the spring of 2011. An hikes not to be missed in that region?

* People who are in very good shape tend to rush up the mountain, not giving their bodies time to acclimate to the higher altitudes. Slower people actually get there in better health. Gas is a sign your body is adjusting to lower oxygen levels (at least according to one source). This is a walk, not a real climb, hence no technical climbing skills are needed. And yes, Douglas Adams really did climb the mountain wearing a rhino suit for the Save the Rhino charity in 1994.
AMS (Acute Mountain Sickness) is the biggest health hazard of climbing and no one takes it lightly according to my readings. It is not the lack of oxygen in the air, it is the lack of air pressure that causes problems. But human bodies adjust if given sufficient time for the blood to thicken. Or so they say.